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davekarofsky93:

ask-british-chris:

PM: No you’re not.

PM: Well, not anymore, anyway. I’m done with the hookups and I’m done with drinking and smoking and all the stuff that got me there in the first place. 

But…let’s just be honest with ourselves, here. That’s probably the only real hope I have of being intimate with anyone. It’s not worth it, of course, but I fucked up the only real relationship I ever had and now he’s like a million times happier with someone else. I couldn’t ever make someone happy the way you and Trent do with each other or Kurt and Blaine or, like, any other token perfect couple you can find.

PM: Are you serious? You definitely could Dave! I’m sure Kurt was happy with you. Just because it didn’t work out with one person, doesn’t mean that it won’t with someone else.

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#//Jesus...


davekarofsky93:

ask-british-chris:

PM: Dave! Don’t do thaaat! You’re not the Lima, Ohio Mattress!

PM: Weeell…kind of? A little? I’ve gotten around more than most guys here and not in a good way.

PM: No you’re not.

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#//...same like right now...daaave


davekarofsky93:

ask-british-chris:

PM: Well…that’s good.

PM: Yeah, I mean, it needs to happen. Maybe if I was into casual hookups and stuff it’d be alright, but I’m just kind of an all or nothing guy, I guess. Picky-ness is probably my downfall there, but it’s better to not be with someone than unhappy with someone, you know? Or, in my case, acting as the Lima, Ohio mattress. 

PM: Dave! Don’t do thaaat! You’re not the Lima, Ohio Mattress!

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#//...Chent intervention????? #//LIMA OHIO MATTRESS OOOUCH NOOOO BB!!


davekarofsky93:

ask-british-chris:

PM: Dave :(

That’s not who you are, you’re not just the rebound guy. It’s not you. People always do stupid shit when they’re drunk.

PM: lol, like me. XD Sorry, I couldn’t let that one go. 

Well, whether I am or I’m not, I’m done with heartbroken guys and guys who are still hung up on someone else and etc. For awhile I guess I saw the loneliness as, like, a kindred thing? But now I see that it’s not that at all, it’s just someone who needs to feel wanted for an hour or so, so yeah, no more alcohol and no more wallowing in loneliness. 

PM: Well…that’s good.

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#//I just wanna be like DAAAAAVE STAAAAAAHP


davekarofsky93:

ask-british-chris:

… woah um okay?

PM: Please tell me that’s not what you think you are just the rebound guy…

PM: Well, if I am, it’s my own fault. Sometimes being lonely for awhile can get to you and you make poor decisions, like hopping into bed with a guy because you’re both drunk and you’re both lonely. But that’s kinda been the only pseudo companionship I’ve really had over the last year, so it’s not hard to think that way. But again, it’s my fault.

PM: Dave :(

That’s not who you are, you’re not just the rebound guy. It’s not you. People always do stupid shit when they’re drunk.

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#//that sound you just heard yeah that was my heart BREAKING DAAAVE


Thanks anons

davekarofsky93:

But I already have a friend on campus who likes hooking me up, I don’t need another. And I especially don’t need one that makes my friends, who are in a happy relationship, feel uncomfortable. 

So, stop?

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Dave it’s okay.

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davekarofsky93:

ask-british-chris:

Ummm I’m like what?

Huh? I was just saying that what the anon said won’t happen in a million years. For one, Trent (nor any sane person) would leave someone, let alone you, for me. For another, even if the world turned upside down and hell froze over and someone did, I wouldn’t have it. I’m done being the night-long rebound net for everyone.

… woah um okay?

PM: Please tell me that’s not what you think you are just the rebound guy…

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Anonymous → Keep an eye on Trent in town.

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10 months ago


Things that will never happen in a million years: that.
Ummm I’m like what?
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